Greetings readers, I'm SadieCat. I WAS the the official spokes-cat for this site, though no longer as the owners have dismissed me. They claim my flagrant abuse of the non smoking policy was the reason, but this has been in the works for a while. They obviously fear my gorgeous seductive feline looks, super intelligence and of course my ferocious cattitude. I was replaced by that pea brained bird you see in the header, okay it's a Swift bird. Whooptie-do his name matches that of the company. I'm a lightning fast cat, that RavOVac Cat has nothing on me. I can hunt down and catch the fastest squirrels, mice, snakes, I once even captured a blue Jay in mid flight. Evidently that's just not "Swift" enough for them *sigh* Owners coming signing off for now. Fight the Pawer!
Okay the coast is clear and my captors err keepers have settled back to filling orders and sipping their disgusting black bean tea laced with caffeine and sugar. Little do they know I still run the show around here. In fact they have no clue this page exists. What's that dear reader you doubt my superior feline powers? Okay perhaps a demonstration is in order. After another smoke and a nap, hey it's not easy to rule the world when you sleep 18 hours a day!
